According to Gwen, if you find yourself at the pearly gates and are asked, “why should we let you in?”, you should respond with some report about how well you managed your personal responsibility. However, if this is an appropriate response, then you are The Good News, not Jesus Christ. Either you are the good news or Christ Alone is.
(Tip: If this happens, you better silently point to Christ. Let Gwen Shamblin point to herself by herself.)